Monday, May 18, 2009

It's a Nice Day for a Ginger Wedding

Raise your bottles of SPF 70 and let us toast to the engagement of Cynthia Nixon and long time live in luvah Christine Marinoni! The couple, who have been together since 2003, announced their betrothement to an intimate crowd of thousands at this weekend's Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally. Cynthia and Christine were both in the hizzy to support the new gay-rights bill proposed by our hot ass Gov. David Patterson to achieve equality for same-sex unions.
Ah to be young gingers in love. So many fun times to be had! Avoiding the sun together, getting beat up by schoolyard bullies, reflecting the sunlight with your skin, being an oversexed, flame haired temptress. Don't worry, I have permission to make fun. I myself have the ginger gene. And I'm not ashamed. Go forth and multiply ginger C's. May you live a long, happy, healthy, freckled life together in perfect harmony! Preferably in a cooler, more shaded climate.


Suburbia Steph said...

I wish I had had on some SPF 70 Sunday! I got burned!

Anonymous said...

that's a really bitchy thing to say. calling someone who has red hair a ginger is like calling a jewish person a kike or an asian person a chink. i understand if you don't like the celebrity, but that's really no reason to put down every single person in the universe with red hair.

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