Sunday, May 24, 2009

Lily Allen Looking Like and Underfed Orphan in the Sunday Herald

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Ah Lily Allen. I just want to tap her lightly on that Bobblehead of hers and watch it sway back and forth for hours. The "Smile" singer is all up in the latest issue of the Sunday Herald Sun looking like she's spent a cool 8 months on a diet of Trident, blow and air. Don't get me wrong-the face is flawless, but everytime I see this chick it seems she's dropped at least 10 lbs. Could it be that the fashion darling has gone the way of the Beckham, rationing out single almonds for those truly desperate moments of hunger? If you ask me, girlfriend needs to quit while she still has a digestive tract. That is, if she hasn't had it removed yet along with two ribs and a kidney. She's starting to look VERY LiLo, and we all know how that story ends. One minute you're harmlessly snorting a teeny line in a bathroom stall, next thing you know you're vag deep inside a grouchy lez DJ and begging Brett Ratner to pretty please with a tic-tac on top let you play "Girl with Dog" in his latest film.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This isn't an article,it' just a string of insults, written by someone that hates people.

Mrs. M. said...

boo-hoo.
and way to stick up for someone who tells the kids “The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. But we never hear that side of the story. I wish people wouldn’t sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs.” You're so right. I should be praising her like she's the fucking Messiah.

Anonymous said...

You're comment makes you sound like you're the one that's crying. Lily Allen has sued the magazine, that claimed she made those comments. OH,..yeah, you don't check you're information, you just copy it.
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Mrs. M. said...

lol

jessie said...

Anonymous said...
OH,..yeah, you don't check you're information, you just copy it.
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That is normally what you do when you are quoting somebody!

A.K.A. anonymous. said...

Lily Allen does not do written interviews. This was a point, that she made on her My Space page last summer. All the quotes are fake.

Anonymous said...

You can't argue a point, with false information.

Suburbia Steph said...

"Vag deep inside a grouchy lez"...LOL!

 
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