Saturday, May 30, 2009

Octomom Gets Reality Show.

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Move over Jon and Kate Plus Eight. There's a new HBIC of reality television in town and she goes by the name of Stretchyvagina McCrazy Pants. Yes, the single mother of 14 has officially gotten her own television show. Because having 14 children when you can't afford anything but plastic surgeries, in vitro procedures and Jimmy Choo's (but not diapers!!!) should be rewarded.
After weeks of meetings and negotiations, Suleman’s attorney Jeff Czech confirmed to Usmagazine.com that Suleman signed a deal Thursday night to star in her own reality series. "[Nadya and the producers] are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," Czech told Us. (How effing original) “One of the events in the children's lives might be their first birthday.” Might be? Shouldn't their first birthday be kind of a guarantee?
Describing the as-yet untitled show as a the worst idea ever“quasi-reality TV series”, Czech said that the production company, Eyeworks, was moving ahead to make a deal with a network. “They might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want," her lawyer said.
Czech declined to comment on how much Nadya would be getting paid for the deal, citing confidentiality. However he was quick to point out that it will not be like J&K. “Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show,” said Czech. Yeah, no shit. It'll be the Nadya "attention whore" Suleman show featuring fourteen little housekeepers in training. Who needs Merry Maid when you have 14 tiny children to do your cooking and cleaning?
Ugh, I swear, this bitch makes Jon and Kate look like Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

2 comments:

sandra said...

Sick woman!

EllaRegina said...

Stretchyvagina McCrazy Pants

HAHAHAHAHA!

 
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