Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Oh Shut Up

When I saw this cover of Melissa Joan Hart showing off her "bikini body" in the latest issue of People magazine, my immediate thought was "Oh for fuck's sake." I don't have anything personal against MJH (in fact I thought she was the fashion bom diggidy back in her "Clarissa Explains It All Days"), but you'd think she'd have learned from those that have gone before her that flaunting your weight loss so publicly is the kiss of death. Nearly every single sleb that has made a big fat deal of their slim down has wound up gaining all or more of their original weight back. The minute you put yourself out there, karma slaps your ass with a fierce reality check. You know it's true! Then you wind up feeling all ashamed because you let yourself go right after you flaunted your skinny shit on national television and world wide publications. (Yes, I'm talking about you Kirstie Alley). Trust me MJH, if you want to keep the lbs off, quit while you're ahead. Otherwise before you know it's you'll find yourself face first in a quart of Chunk Monkey and crying your weepy little tears to Oprah about your fall from grace.


Suburbia Steph said...

You're so right! And doesn't she have a really cute husband too?

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