Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Yes, John Mayer is Still an Egomaniacal Douchebag

If there was only one celeb I could choose to drop off at a remote island where they would never be heard from again, it would definitely be John Mayer. Massengil took to his twitter yesterday to talk about how jealous we all are of him for hooking up with a bunch of chicks that obviously lowball their worth because they put it to his scubby, useless ass. Says Massengil Mayer, "I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't. Let's hammer this out today. Long before 'douches' and 'famewhores' there were these people called 'showbiz types.' Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry. I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly). That was interesting...I'm off to work. Enjoy the rest of your day."
UGH can someone please put a fucking sock in this asshole's mouth? I am so sick of him yammering on like his words matter. He's just a scumsucking famewhore that rides the coatails of his more famous girlfriends in order to absorb whatever fame they happen to have. He's a completely irrelevant tool with as much depth as an empty bottle of Bartles and Jaymes and should really thank the gods that he's not running the register at a San Diego pizzeria somewhere. Because that's definitely what he should be doing.


jdg6385 said...

I can't understand going under someones name on a gossip site and writing a couple of jackass comments about an entertainer. Commenting on someone you don't enjoy or know nothing about is senseless on a consistent basis. Adding someone to your twitter account just to abuse them is just ugly. Let it go mayer. Let folks (like MRS. M.) that ...god knows...trash on you and any other entertainer be evil. Let them drown in it. Start deleting folks. Douche is such an idiotic word anyway. Mayer is smart...very smart. He still has growing to do. Most of us do. Hopefully he figures out how to fill those voids so he doesn't feel that need to put himself out there so much.I think he's been doing pretty good lately. I hope it holds up.

Mrs. M. said...

Wow. If Johm Mayer is your idea of "very smart", you must have ridiculously low standards. Now I'd consider Sofia Kovalevskaya someone categorized as "very smart", but then again what do I know? I'm just a jackass.

jdg6385 said...

Well hey since you seem to love to torture yourself venting and paying so much attention to what this guy says. But hey if you wanna drown yourself in your own hatred for this guy knock yourself out cus you're certainly doing a terrific job at it. Well if I must have "ridiculously low standards" well then apparantly you must have aswell in spelling when you put an "m" instead of an "n" in john's name.

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