Thursday, June 25, 2009

Doctor Says Cameron Diaz Needs Lifetime Acheivement for Bad Skin

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It goes without saying that Cameron Diaz is one of the most beautiful, bubbly, and charasmatic actresses of our time. She's our generation's Sandra Dee! We love Cameron for her down to earth approchability, her silly antics, and her smile that could melt even the hardest heart. Yes, in my opinion Cammie D. is the closest to perfection that most people get. However at least one doctor has made a career out of bashing the actress for her poor skin and tendency to break out. Dr. Vail Reese has been criticizing the actresses appearance for years and now he is calling Cammie out for the mysterious bumps on her arms.
Contact Music reports:
"CAMERON DIAZ is battling another skin condition - a top doctor has spotted a nasty case of psoriasis just below her right elbow. The itch is known as ‘heartbreak’ by dermatologists, because it doesn’t clear easily and can come back.
Diaz dared to bare her arms as she unveiled her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Monday and eagle-eyed bystanders could clearly see the actress isn’t all perfect.
In fact, celebrity skin expert Dr. Vail Reese has been scrutinising Cameron’s scabs and pimples for years and he insists the ringworm on her arm is just the latest in a long line of pigment problems for the actress.
He says, “After battling acne for years, yet another skin condition to deal with! She has also suffered with facial pigmentation issues and sun overexposure.”
But all is not lost - Dr. Reese, who serves up his Skinnies dishonours annually to celebrities with bad pocks, pimples, zits and scars, insists Cameron’s latest itch is easily treated. He adds, “Though she is not my patient, it looks she has a form of psoriasis, that’s showing some clearance in the center portion.’
Psoriasis is a pesky form of non contagious inflammation.
“Treatment for small areas involves prescription topical cortisone creams and vitamin D creams. Extensive psoriasis can be treated with injectable anti-inflammatory medicines called biologics. Since they suppress the immune system and can increase the risk of infections, those tend to be reserved for wider areas.”
But, if Diaz doesn’t get her latest skin issue cleared up quickly, she could land the ultimate dishonour on Dr. Reese’s Skinnies list: “With her history of acne and everything else and now this, this may be her year for a Lifetime Achievement award!”
Um, I think I speak for everyone when I say Dr. Reese needs a great big dose of shut the fuck up. He has never treated or even been in the physical presence of Cameron, so how can he diagnos so quickly? And more importantly, who asked for his opinion? No one is perfect and expecting them to be is one of the biggest downfalls of our society. Cammie D. is a gorgeous girl, and if she's considered majorly flawed, what does that say for the rest of us mere mortal?
And what is with this "dared to bare" business? What is she a leper now? Should we wrap her in bandages and remove her from society? Honestly, I thought I was mean, but this dude makes me look like a week old kitten playing in a basket of yarn with ten puppies.

1 comments:

Madam Miaow said...

Blimey! And I thought that was sand.

 
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