Friday, June 5, 2009

The Fug and the Restless Continues with More Gosselin Gossip

Despite his repeated attempts to downplay his relationship with 23 year old school teacher Deanna Hummel, Jon Gosselin sure doesn't mind flaunting his alleged affair out in the open. US Weekly, obviously determined to seek some sort of vengance on Jon, managed to get their hands on pics of the couple vacaying in Utah in late March. The two supposedly shacked up at the Spring Gruv at The Canyons Ski Resort in Park City while Jon was in town filming that show he has on TLC. You know, the one about his wife and kids. Irony, anyone?
The visit was supposed to raise awareness on his charity with handicapped children, but really wound up being the setting of a love den for he and his mistress! (It sounds so salacious when said that way.) Although no one actually saw the couple touch each other in an inappropriate manner, sources say the two were "close and chatty". "There wasn't any making out or handholding," says the onlooker. "But there was that whole girly-smiley-chatty thing. She didn't seem like somebody he'd just met. It seemed like two people having a great afternoon."
Later, the two went to a bar downstairs, where "they were curled up in one of the booth seats and very cuddly," the witness tells Us. "Nobody was put off or surprised by it at all." At the bar, the witness said, Jon "just looked different. He was so smashed, his eyes were barely open."

"I didn't recognize him at first," the witness continues. "He didn't look like himself. I said, 'Get together, let's take a picture!' But he said, 'I can't. No, really, I can't. It's contractual -- I can't have any photos.' He kept going on about it. She was like, 'It's because he's in that show.'"
Yeah ho. That show. About his wife. And his kids. Not his 23 year old mistress. Honestly I don't know what the hell those two are thinking. What sort of future can they possibly have? I'll tell you right now how this is going to end: They'll split, Deanne will spill all her secrets to Star and The Enquirer or anyone who will listen for a few bucks, and Jon will end up alone and miserable eating three day old pizza in his sad little studio apartment getting bald and fat and wondering why he gave it all up for some stale, homewrecking 23 year old snatch. Trust me. The formula is so predictable it practically writes itself.


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