Monday, June 22, 2009


I know what you are thinking, and no, the Oscar statue did not pull a Kim Cattrall ala "Mannequin" and come to life in order to fulfill her dream of attending the premiere of a slapstick comedy featuring the man that stared in "Nacho Libre" and the boy who never smiled. (Seriously, I don't think I have seen Michael Cera smile EVER) Yes thankfully the glorious Little Orphan Zoe managed to evade her wicked stepsisters long enough to find her way to the Hollywood premiere of "Year One". Although
Gus and Jaq did a magnificent job of crafting LOZ a dress made of Rolos wrappers and the foil from the analog television stashed in their basement, they could have tried a little harder with that hot mess hair of hers. Honestly it's probably for the best though. I mean, I'm sure she's going to mop the floor with that braid later. It aready looks like it's filled with Spic and Span and bong water. Even still, LOZ is the most glamorous woman on that or any red carpet. Love her.


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