Friday, June 12, 2009

Karl Lagerfeld is One Angry Bitch

It's no secret that Karl Lagerfeld is a snobby, egotistical bitch that hates almost everyone and everything. In the past he has publicly slammed everyone from the fat, to the poor, to charitable causes. He even went after Heidi Klum last February saying that the supercute model mom "is no runway model" and that "Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde - that is commercial."
Well Karl is at it again-this time going after Heidi's fame and family. "I don't know her, Claudia Schiffer doesn't know her. She was never in Paris, we don't know her." (Because we all know if Karl doesn't know someone, that means they don't exist, right?) He even had something to say about Heidi's husband, Seal, stating, "I am no dermatologist but I wouldn't want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters." Can you believe that? And I thought I was rude! Heidi and Seal are quite possibly the most adorable, harmless couple in the entire world. Going after them is like attacking a slipperful of cuddly newborn bunnies. And no one approves of that type of behavior. Besides, I think someone needs to give Karl a good slap in the face and remind him that he wasn't always the golden, strapping Adonis that he is today.


Sasha said...

What an old cunt...I mean, I dont expect him to be the nicest person or anything but seriously...Seal and Heidi???

...And wtf does Claudia Schiffer have to do with anything?!?!

Mrs. M. said...

i guess he just wants to name drop because he is cool like that. Self important people are so obnoxious. honestly i dont get why people think he's such a genius. Chanel is stale imho. Black and white and tweed. that's all it is.

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