Friday, June 19, 2009

Megan Wants a Millionaire Cast Revealed

Come Sunday August 2nd, it will be time for us to explore the vapid wasteland that is Megan Hauserman's brain as she searches for true love with the bank account of her dreams in "Megan Wants a Millionaire". The VH1 program follows the life and times of a bleach blonde fake tittied ho whose only wish in life is to be a PWW who spends her day tanning, sipping champs, and having cosmetic surgery at the ripe age of 30. I know-her struggle is a brave one. Tear inducing even. She's like a modern day Anne Frank without dignity, class or purpose.
Anyway, below are the seventeen contestants that are all vying for a chance to be used for their money by the Playboy cybergirl. I know it's a bit premature, but here are my picks for the top two:
David-he looks like he is no stranger to paying for a pretty girl's affection. I bet he relly knows how to treat a hooker like a lady. He probably even pays for cab fare.
Audi-I can see her holding on to his ass for a hot minute considering he's probably the closest thing to hot that this show has to offer. And believe me, that is not a compliment.
And in the event that you care, here's the show description according to the press release: "Megan’s millionaire suitors will compete in challenges ranging from going head to head in a high roller Las Vegas tournament to shelling out money in a date auction. Whoever wins the challenge, will win a date with Megan. But, it won’t just be any date. The millionaires will be given the chance to “upgrade” their date. How about driving Megan to dinner in an Aston Martin, instead of an Escalade? Or why not take a helicopter ride to Catalina Island instead of the ferry? One by one, Megan will eliminate the guys who can’t shell out the dough, until the ultimate millionaire is left."
I am so ashamed to admit that I will be tuning in to this mess.


miss amanda jones said...

hmmm. im confused as to why she is relevant? im sure i will get sucked into an episode or two tho. unfortunately.

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