Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Twins Girls for SJP

Matthew Broderick and wifey-poo Sarah Jessica Parker are once, twice, three times a parent. The surrogate mother for the couple gave birth to twin girls this morning at the East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry. Sources say Matthew and SJP are at the hospital and are expected to make an official annoucement before they depart. Security at the facility are on lock down like it's Area 51, bringing in extra guards with additional ones on standby. All of this comes on the heels of an investigation that centers on the Martins Ferry Police Chief and nearby Chief Chad Dojack who allegedly conspired to break into the home belonging to the surrogate mother and allegedly take pictures of plaster paris mold the woman had made outlining her pregnant stomach.
Say it with me: Bitches be trippin'!!! First off, I don't know what the hell kind of crazy ass psycho would steal a pregnant woman's plaster of her belly. It's gross and invasive and just plain creepy. Second, they're babies-they all look the same. What is the point in stalking the hospital to get a snapshot of a newly born infant? They're going to be tiny, they're going to be fragile, and they're going to look like Walter Mathau. End of story.


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