Friday, June 12, 2009

Who That Is?

Oh. Mah. Gawd. I don't mean to alarm you, but Mariah Carey is wearing clothes that do not appear to have been purchased from The Limited Too. I mean for God's sake, this is a woman who shows up at children's events in nothing but a napkin and stripper heels and here she is going full on conservative by choice AND riding commercial?!? I do not understand! There can be only one logical explanation for this. Aliens. Mariah's glass shattering octaves were probably heard from space as some sort of distress signal therefore they decided to invade the diva's body with the hopes of temporarily silencing the singer. Sort of like when your smoke alarm keeps going off for no damn good reason until you are forced to simply take the batteries out of it and risk getting burned in a pile of rubble. Mariah is the smoke alarm in this situation. And the smoke alarm is wearing pants.


Ally said...

lol Maybe Nick Cannon is doing something right? lol how are you mama? xoxo

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