Sunday, July 19, 2009

Heat's Top Ten Enviable Celeb Bodies

It's summertime and you know what that means: Time to see a bunch of celebs in bikinis and kick yourself for not losing that holiday weight that you swore you would. Luckily Heat magazine must have predicted that it tis the season for self loathing, thus the reason for coming up with this list of the top ten most enviable celeb bodies. Naturally the whole thing is filled with a bunch of predictable choices like Beyonce, Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox, but perhaps the most surprising choice of all was Angelina Jolie. I know that she's the saviour of the universe and mother to many and all, but enviable body? Please. Five years ago maybe, back when she didn't look like a blinking bag of bones in boring neutral hues, but now? No way. I'm also going to give a big hell to the no to their selection of Katie Price, because I don't know about you, but my idea of an enviable body does not include two children's pool floaties strapped to my tittytatas and being smothered in radioactive iodine.
Out of all of these though, I'd have to say the bod I envy the most would be Kelly Brook's. And not just because we have the same name. Although it is true. Us Kellys do have to stick together.
Anyway here is Heat's entire list. Reader, reader on the wall, which celeb do you think has the most enviable body of them all?
Heat magazine's Top 10 Most Envied Bodies 2009:
10. Rihanna
9. Katie Price
8. Jennifer Lopez
7. Jessica Alba
6. Jennifer Aniston
5. Angelina Jolie
4. Beyonce Knowles
3. Kelly Brook
2. Cheryl Cole
1. Megan Fox


Emily said...

SO sick of seeing Megan Fox in everything.

Keith said...

I'm not sure. There are some really hot bods there.

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