Monday, July 13, 2009

Jon Gosselin to Design for Ed Hardy

If you've been wondering lately why it looks like Jon Gosselin has won the douche lottery, dressed head to toe in Ed Hardy gear well, wonder no more. It has just been announced that Jon will be designing his own line of douchewear for children. Because who knows what kids want more than a father of eight...that abandoned them to stick it to a 22 year old starfucking homewrecker? Speaking of Slutty Von Marriageruiner, Jon's girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, will have a hand in helping to design the line, because as we all know, the only person who knows kids better than a parent is someone who was actually a kid themselves just a few years ago.
The couple, who is currently in the French Riviera so that Gosselin could finalize the design deal, spoke with People magazine about their transition into the fashion world. JG told the mag “She’ll (Hailey) have a lot of input with Christian. And I will, too.” And because his children are not emotionally scared enough, they will be modeling the clothes in the upcoming ads for the line. As for Audigier, he tells People that he approached Gosselin with the idea after noticing that the reality show dad often wore his tattoo-inspired T-shirts on Jon and Kate Plus Eight. “He’s huge,” says the French designer, who may also collaborate with Gosselin on a specialty motorcycle collection. “Everyone knows this family. And everyone will know our clothes. They’ll be fun, easy clothes for kids.” Yes, everyone may know you all but perhaps you should ask yourself, is it for the right reasons? (The answer to that is NO. Fuck. No.)
Honestly, they are just giving things away nowadays, aren't they? No one needs credentials or schooling or anything. And by the way, am I the only one that wants to smack Jon Gosselin in that mid-midlife crisis mouth of his? I mean really, while he's running about in France, schmoozing with radioactive designers and playing tuck and tickle with his brand new girlfriend, Kate's back at home making sure the eight children of theirs are still breathing. It's good to know that a father of eight can just get the fuck out when things get a little too tough. I don't care how much of a bitch Kate is, no one deserves that kind of treatment.
This Post Brought to You by Hailey's Klassy Mugshot. Supposedly this was from a possession of marijuana arrest, but I'm thinking more along the lines of assault and battery on eyebrows in the first degree:



Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...

Michael K would be proud of those eyebrows!

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