Pardon me, but we seemed to have misplaced something and perhaps you can tell me wherst it went? I'm looking for Joseph Gordon-Levitt's hotness. It's about 5'4, lacks facial hair, and does not dress like a 19th century blacksmith. Honestly I don't know what happened. He was looking so good there for a while! Remember this photoshoot he did with Claudia Schiffer for GQ or this one for Esquire? Que paso?!? That mess was all shades of sessy and now look at JGL. He looks just like that art teacher we all had in high school who was super cool, but that we suspected had an affinity for bong hits and sex with his wife in public. I'm just saying someone needs to tell him that being intelligent does not mean forfitting the hot. That is just a common misconception that ugly people tell themselves to feel better. Just kidding! (sort of)
Anyway, here's more of Tevye the dairyman in In Style (how ironic) with his costar in the upcoming flick 500 Days of Summer, the always adorable Zooey Deschanel. Both of them are darling and precious, I just wish JGL would quit treating his hot as an inconvenience. Hotness can be used for good and not evil, so long as you have the proper training. Sort of like the Karate Kid-but sexier.
Just in case you want to put out an APB: