Sunday, July 12, 2009

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel in In Style

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Pardon me, but we seemed to have misplaced something and perhaps you can tell me wherst it went? I'm looking for Joseph Gordon-Levitt's hotness. It's about 5'4, lacks facial hair, and does not dress like a 19th century blacksmith. Honestly I don't know what happened. He was looking so good there for a while! Remember
this photoshoot he did with Claudia Schiffer for GQ or this one for Esquire? Que paso?!? That mess was all shades of sessy and now look at JGL. He looks just like that art teacher we all had in high school who was super cool, but that we suspected had an affinity for bong hits and sex with his wife in public. I'm just saying someone needs to tell him that being intelligent does not mean forfitting the hot. That is just a common misconception that ugly people tell themselves to feel better. Just kidding! (sort of)
Anyway, here's more of
Tevye the dairyman in In Style (how ironic) with his costar in the upcoming flick 500 Days of Summer, the always adorable Zooey Deschanel. Both of them are darling and precious, I just wish JGL would quit treating his hot as an inconvenience. Hotness can be used for good and not evil, so long as you have the proper training. Sort of like the Karate Kid-but sexier.











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5 comments:

Keith said...

My sis was talking about how Joseph was once hot, but she doesn't know what happened.

Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...

"Pardon me, but we seemed to have misplaced something and perhaps you can tell me wherst it went? I'm looking for Joseph Gordon-Levitt's hotness. It's about 5'4, lacks facial hair, and does not dress like a 19th century blacksmith."

Hahahahah I just died.

Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NiL4yjOjHEo/SXojtUBmWVI/AAAAAAAACWw/mhz8prbFMQc/s400/Joseph-Gordon-Levitt-Claudia-Schiffer-GQ-Scans.jpg

That is better, yes?

Mrs. M. said...

Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NiL4yjOjHEo/SXojtUBmWVI/AAAAAAAACWw/mhz8prbFMQc/s400/Joseph-Gordon-Levitt-Claudia-Schiffer-GQ-Scans.jpg

That is better, yes?

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MUCH better! He looks like a totally different person.
At least he's managed to go from child actor to serious adult actor that everyone takes seriously though. Even if he has lost the hotness along the way.

left coast jane said...

duhhhh.... ever think he grew a scruffy beard for a ROLE in a FILM? I can't believe how totally shallow your judgments are. Based totally on some appearance in some dorky magazine. Did you even see 500 Days of Summer? Or the first couple of scenes of JGL in GI Joe (before he gets blown up)?
Shallow shallow shallow

 
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