Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Karl Lagerfeld is the Meanest Living Dead Person Ever.

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First Chanel HBIC Karl Lagerfeld talks smack about the angelic Heidi Klum and Seal, and now he is throwing beloved french actress Audrey Tautou under the bus? Honestly, Karl! Who can be mean to Amelie?!? Even Satan is looking at you and saying "Damn brother. That is cold." The snooty ano designer has never been a stranger to controversy, encouraging women to buy smaller clothes, eat less and not be poor. But lately the hunger has crept to his decrepit brain, causing him to lash out at some of the world's most beloved entertainers. What's most shocking about his latest temper tantrum is that it is directed at Audrey Tautou who is not only playing Chanel founder Coco Chanel in a biopic of her life, but is currently the spokesperson for Chanel No. 5. When asked by reporters if she wears a lot of Chanel, Tatou innocently replied: “Sometimes. This morning, I wore the rain boots.” Well this caused Corpse Karl's panties to get in a bunch, saying haughtily “I didn’t even know we made rain boots. After that, I don’t have to be nice.” And then suggested that Penelope Cruz would have made a far better Coco Chanel and spokeswoman for their brand.
Geez what.a.dick! Someone needs to shove a quarter pounder down his throat so he can quit with all the bitter betty bullshit. Audrey Tautou makes a perfect Coco. Besides, it's not her fault that she knows better than the supposed designer what's in their own line. Perhaps he should spend a little less time being a bitchy queen and a little more time studying his own brand.

6 comments:

Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...

Fuck Karl Lagerfeld! Penelope Cruz, really? Um, no thanks. The adorable Audrey is perfect as Coco. Plus she can act.

Mrs. M. said...

ikr! Plus she is a native french and you would think they'd want a french woman to play one of the most influential french women of all time.

Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...

Exactly! Penelope makes no sense. Lagerfeld is just a hater. There's no need to act all bitchy just because she didn't fall at Chanel's feet when asked if she wore the label

Mrs. M. said...

"do i wear chanel? do i wear chanel?!? Are you kidding me? I BATHE in Chanel. i blow my nose with Chanel. I eat, sleep and shit Chanel."

Keith said...

I love Audrey. Karl needs to lay off. He's a creep anyway. I can't stand him.

Mrs. M. said...

Me too-she is one of my favorites! I can't stand to watch her in "A Very Long Engagement" while my husband's gone though. I am crying oveans of tears within the first five minutes.

 
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