Monday, August 10, 2009

The Fab and Fug of the Teen Choice Awards

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Ok so first things first: While I loooove doing the fab and fug posts, I must admit that I feel a tad creeped out about critiquing kids, so for the most part I'm going to stick to the grown people, many of whom are lurking around my age.
Annnnnyway without further ado let's dive right into things and get to cracking on the best and worst dressed of the night.
Best Dressed: Vanessa Hudgens
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Honorable Mention: Grace Kelly Hayden Panettiere
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Worst Dressed: Shawn Johnson. This dress needs something. Like a belt. Or a blowtorch.
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Dishonorable Mention: Nikki Reed
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This is the Teen Choice Awards, Not a Pelvic Exam, Miley Cyrus
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Freshest Face: Hayden Panettiere
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Hooker Barbie Face: Kat Von D-isaster Face
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Best Hair: I kind of have to say Robert Pattinson, right? I don't need Twihards shanking me in my sleep.
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Worst Hair: Kim Kardashian and her downgrade bottle blonde
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Yo Quiero...
Kristen Stweart's skirt
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Nikki Reed's bag
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Future Oscar winner (trust me) Sofia Vassilieva's adorabley fresh jumper
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Biggest Bitchface: No competition! Kristen Stewart of course! If looks to kill she would be an uzi.
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THA REST









4 comments:

Madam Miaow said...

Hooker Barbie Face. Ffnngrh! How old is she?

Now, kids, remember that tattoos may look fab on firm fresh flesh, but come 30, you will look like Rod Steiger in The Illustrated Man.

Mrs. M. said...

she's 27-can you believe it?!? She's 1 year younger than me but has the delicate roughness of a 50 year old chain smoker.
And what is with her drawing her lipstick beyond her actual lip line? At least we finally know whatever happened to baby jane.

Keith said...

I agree with you totally on these.

Anonymous said...

Kat von d is in her late 20's and she is still looking amazing. None of you could ever gaint the respect and love she has from her fans all over the world so don't waste your time, calling her stupid names and get lives you sad pieces of shit.

 
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