Thursday, August 13, 2009

I Do Not Need You to Tell Me This

I am so pissed. Bitch totally stole the speech I was planning to give when I am finally elected president. Now what am I going to say?!? Thanks a lot Megan Fox with your stupid new "Jennifer's Body" spoofy PSA video. Now I have to go back to the drawing board. I hate the drawing board! You just couldn't stick to the original "You are going to see this movie regardless of whether or not I do one iota of press for it so why even bother?" speech, could you? You just had to go and steal my life mantra. Damn you and your life mantra theivery!


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