Saturday, August 15, 2009

The Joke Writes Itself

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Oh my God. There are so, so many jokes made possible by this picture that I don't even know where to begin. It's like sensory overload. Should I mention moby dick? The smell of rotten tuna? Something about how Paris is always catching something? Ahhhh!!! So many endless possibilities, so little time. You know, because Paris being that close to the ocean means that every living organism within a fifty mile radius will probably spontaneously die as a result of her looming toxic vagina fumes, which in turn will sour the river causing a domino effect of death and disease eventually resulting in the demise of the Earth's population. Carpe diem.

2 comments:

Keith said...

LOL It's a shame Paris doesn't fall off the boat, never to be heard from again.

Mrs. M. said...

We can only dream Keith. We can only dream.

 
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