Wednesday, August 19, 2009

PIE!!!


Last night our girl Britney Spears did Letterman, entertaining us with her Top Ten list of Ways the Country Would be Better if Britney were President. However, upon watching this clip I have wound up with more questions than answers. Such as:
1.) What kind of pies?
2.) Does revival of pies mean the revival of "Pushing Daisies" and the piemaker?!?
3.) Isn't Obama more a fan of "Curious"?
4.) She knows how to pronounce fiscal strategy?!?
5.) Why does Dave hate her so much? His voice is clearly dripping with disdain and anamosity.
Anyway this got me thinking fo my own top ten list, so here it is, Ways the Country Would be Different if Mrs. M were president
1.) Marijuana=Legalized!
2.) Gay marriage=legalized! (Pot first though, because then the gay haters would be so stoned they wouldn't give a shit who was getting married so long as I was not outlawing funions.)
3.) Immediate withdrawl from Iraq and the 'Stan
4.) Saturday and Sunday would be workdays. Monday thru Friday is the new weekend.
5.) A new position would be created for Alexander McQueen: Secretary of Hot Ferociousness
6.) Wigstock would be a 364 day event

7.) No more holiday sweaters!!!
That's all I've got for now, but I'm sure you guys can come up with some other brilliant solutions. If you all were elected president, what would you mandate?

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