Sunday, August 9, 2009

Slacker Chic of the Week: Lisa Lampanelli

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If June Cleaver was an f-bomb dropping, black dude screwing, gay man insulting, politically correct hating, Emmy winning biatch with a larger, more echo inducing vagina than Luray Caverns, she would be Lisa Lampanelli. The self proclaimed "Queen of Mean" makes no qualms about ripping apart some of Hollywood's easiest targets, slamming them publicly both in her acts and during her various appearances for Comedy Central's roasts. But unlike most (male) comedians, Lisa can dish shit out and take it. Like a woman.

I also love the contrast between Lisa's onstage bitchfests and her affinity for 50's style A-line dresses. There's just something slightly unsettling about a woman dressed like the mom from Father Knows Best talking about how she's "fucked more black guys than FEMA." Which would be difficult to believe if her pussay didn't double for the Superdome.
So in closing, Lisa Lampanelli will cut you like a verbal ninja and steal your man. Unless he's white in which case you can keep him. So congrats Lisa! Your foul mouth and unappologetic personality has earned you the title of Slacker Chic of the Week. Now let her eat cake.
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2 comments:

Daners Isadora is Lindsay's Spy Girl Name said...

Lisa cracks my shit up!

Anonymous said...

i wish more women had the balls to say the things she does.

 
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