Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The Duggars Are Expecting Their Billionth Child


Don't let those prarie dresses and waterfall hairdos fool you. If there is one family that scream "sexaholics", it's definitely the Duggars. The couple, who currently have 18 children and one grandchild on the way, have just announced that they are expecting their 19th baby. Mother Michelle, 42, tells reporters "We are so thrilled. We just couldn't believe it is happening." Jim Bob (Jim Bob!!!), 44, echoes her sentiments saying "This never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We are looking forward to our first grand baby and our 19th child." Oldest son Joshua, 21 and his wife Anna, 21, are expecting daughter Mackynzie Renée next month, so she will be older than her new aunt or uncle. "I think it is going to be awesome, it is going to be great," says Josh about the news that his parents are expecting. "We have been looking forward to the arrival of my little girl and to now get to celebrate for my parents, it's a wonderful thing."
Geez those two are some freaks! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just find it ironic and hilarious when someone who is evangelic and holy as them are getting it on like a bunch of bunny rabbits. I mean hell, that chick's uterus is like a revolving damn door. Pretty soon Mother Nature's just going to say fuck it and make her like one of those Russian dolls. They'll be a baby inside of a baby inside of another baby inside of a crazy waterfall bangs rocking Quiverfull sexaholic disguised as a Menonite.

4 comments:

Emily said...

Someone get that woman fixed STAT

Keith said...

These two definitely love some sex.

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Chelsea Von Awesome said...

eew thanks for making me think of these people getting it on ;P

 
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