If anyone knows about the parallels of being a sinner and a saint, it has got to be Dita Von Teese. Half the time our girl is nearly naked, sauntering about in glittery pasties and strutting her stuff in lifesize martini glasses, the other half she's dressed up and demure-a dead ringer for a goth Betty Draper. Dita knows that as a woman we are complex creatures. Inside of us all resides a methaphorical Madonna and a whore-and that's exactly what her editorial in the December issue of Russia's Harper's Bazaar is all about. For the mag Dita dons an incredible array of costumes including the most amazing, intricate Christian Lacroix wedding gown I think I've ever seen. Wearing it makes Dita look like she was transported straight out of "The Miracle of Our Lady Fatima" and I love it. Then again, when don't I love something that Dita does???