Either the editor of People magazine is suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder, or they are a complete fucking idiot. Yesterday I posted the news that Robert Pattinson has been named their sexiest man alive, complete with the cover to prove it and everything. However today this cover featuring Johnny Depp has been released announcing him as the sexiest man alive. Say it with me: Dooooblay Talkers! Lair mouths! Fibbers! Ball droppers! Why, if Robert had emotions or could at least mimic them I bet he'd be crying a river of sparkly tears.
Also I DO agree that Johnny is probably the most universal lusted after dude in the world, making him the best candidate for the job. However, their sexiest man title is usually the laziest most unoriginal choice ever. Next year it will be Brad Pitt, then George Clooney, then Matt Damon, then Johnny, then Brad again, wash, rinse, repeat, snore.
Oh, and you guys! Do you know who has tragically never, ever been named sexiest man?
Travesty! Despite being completely covered head to toe in body hair for "Fur", he managed to seduce Nicole Kidman AND the audience. Angles MaGee might have the Twihards, but RDJ's sex is magic.
UPDATE: People has confirmed that the former cover is simply a false, photoshopped version. Ironic seeing as how it looks better and more natural than 99.9999% of the photochopped jobs out there. They should find out which Twihard made this cover and hire their asses STAT!