UGH! I am so effing sick of Twilight I could scream! Can I please, please, please get a what-what on that?!? It almost feels as if I am the only single solitary soul on the face of the planet that does not give an eff about werewolves or vampires. I don't know about you but I have had enough blood sucking parasitic creatures for one lifetime. And that includes Paris and Kim Kardashian. Zing!
Anyway as you may recall, naked pictures of Twilight star Ashley Greene surfaced a few months ago, instantly shooting her into the relevance of American society. Her co-star, Christian Serratos, obviously being the bright girl that she is, picked up on the simple equation of Me+Nudity=Fans, because now she is baring all in this new ad for Peta. Now I'm not saying I don't applaud someone's efforts to try and protect animals, but could we please, please, pleeasefuckingplease just have one day where the Twilight chicks minus Kristen Stewart are not shoving their barely legal (this girl is 19!) snatches in front of our faces? Please?!? I am so sick of these desperate attention whores getting all slutty to become famous. You may try to argue that this Peta ad is sort of classy to which I reply bullsheet! There is nothing classy about a group of people who suggest that we mail clumps of our hair to the Olsens. Call me old fashioned, I just don't believe in sending my bodily behavior to strangers. I also think there is nothing classy about some barely legal trick getting naked to get noticed. As you guys know by now, I do not have a problem with nudity. What I do have a problem with is whoring it up and relying on your vagina for attention. Because one day whatshervulva is going to be old and saggy and gray and then what? Besides, if she's doing this type of shit now, what type of stuff is she going to pull in another 6 months when no one cares about her anymore? Didn't her momma teach her anything? You gotta save the slut card for the downward slope. Ugh, I swear. Our culture has gotten so gross. I really hope I live to see the day when sex tapes and spreading your legs isn't the gold standard for being a star.