Thursday, December 31, 2009

Flare Presents the 10 Star Style Reinventions of 2009

Well kids, 2009 has been one hell of a year. Between irresponsible parents with reality shows who are famous for nothing but being reproductive and having bad hair, bodysuits sans pants, and the whole "yo Taylor, Imma let yew finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time" speeches, it seems like this has been one of the longest and most obnoxious years of all time. In fact, I'm almost glad to see 2009 GTFO and make room for 2010. However while there were many, many, manymanymany crappy things about this year, there were a few awesome moments. Like watching Sully save a bunch of passengers from any early demise in the Hudson and observing the style evolution of fashionistas like Rihanna, Nicole Richie, and Katie Holmes. Sure the latter isn't quite as fulfilling as seeing hundreds of innocent lives being saved, but what can I say? We need both substance AND sugar, which is exactly what fashion and art is. And seeing as how it is a very important part of our metaphorical diets, I thought it best to give you guys your daily dose of brain candy with this awesome list from the good people at Flare. The Canadian mag has and whittled down the top 10 stars who have reinvented their style and reinvigorated their careers in the year 2009. So who did my neighbors to the North choose as the biggest reinvention of the year? Scroll down to see! (And as always, feel free to discuss. I would love to see what you guys think about their picks)
10.) Rihanna
9.) Marc Jacobs
8.) Drew Barrymore
7.) Victoria Beckham
6.) Heidi Klum
5.) Madonna
4.) Nicole Richie
3.) Angelina Jolie
2.) Katie Holmes
*drumroll please*
1.) Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
(*aka Queen Ashley and The Other One)
I mean honestly, is this list from 2005? Or even older? Hadn't all these people already reinvented themselves? Most of them back in 1996??? I mean hell, most of these people didn't really even do much this year. Madonna? Marc Jacobs? Victoria Beckham? Ah well. It's Canada. What do you expect? Their greatest exports are Alanis Morissette, that guy from Full House and Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne, people! At least it gives me a opportunity to post this:


Future Man said...

Where is your "up to the minute" slacker trash post on Heidi Klum being pregnant for the FOURTH time??? Dood, that is bigger news than Adam Lambert getting a pole smoking from some stage boy. Have you SEEN this woman's body? Do her babies come out of her anus vice vagina? I'd change da name of my unit from D'artagnan to Seal if it meant gettin' a lil' Klum sauce on my jock.

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