Speaking of pretty people that I'm not necessarily crazy about, Kate Beckinsale has pimped her werewolf loving bootay out to Absolute Vodka and is currently staring in a series of ads for the brand. The campaign (appropriately entitled "Drinks) was shot by my favorite photographer of all time Ellen Von Unwerth, and depicts the actress in a series of sultry shots. However if I'm keeping it real with you guys (and of course, I always do) I am not in love with these photos. Don't get me wrong-Beckinsale's body looks great and the color scheme is incredible, but Kate's face is a little lights on but no one's home if you ask me. I mean, if you're getting paid a boatload of cash to endorse something, the least you could do was deviate from the Blue Steel stare that is going on in all of these pictures. Is she excited? Scared? Constipated? Who the hell can tell? The only thing I know for sure is that she's got a good chance of catching flies with that gaping mouth of hers. Now, let us all comense judging and give Kate's fail face the reaction it deserves:
Sorry Kate, but just cause you have body doesn't mean everything you do is great.