She's mean, she's lean, she loves the green and now she's December's Slacker Chic of the Month. Although it was a short race this month, Alanis Morissette narrowly beat out Cobie Smulders and Amber Rose and shall now move on to compete head to head in the ultimate showdown for Slacker Chic of the Year. Will she prevail? Or will Oliva Munn or Mary-Louise Parker come out from behind and defeat her? Only time shall tell. In the meantime let us congratulate Alanis on her victory that is nothing like rain on her wedding day. If she were here, I'm sure her list of people to thank would include India, terror, disillusionment, frailty, consequence and silence.