So there I was, racking my brain to try and come up with the perfect woman to declare as the very last Slacker Chic of the Week of the year when suddenly it hits me like a ton of gumdrops: Amber Rose! Who better to sum up this year than with a little Ambot?!? Nay, I say no one! If you are a regular here at Slacker Chic, you already know that my love for Ambot knows no bounds. It's as if a Robert Palmer video girl came to life ala A-Ha's "Take on Me" video. In fact, I believe that one special Gin-infused day about 27 years ago, one of Robert Palmer's girls hooked up with Max Headroom at a Hollywood hotspot and nine months later Ambot was born. In my eyes she is the perfect woman. She's a mixture of hot and cold, new and old, male and female, human and robot. She always brings glamour, drama, and excitement to the red carpet, and most importantly, she's different and unique. A true original. So congratulations to Ambot! Not only has she stolen mine and Kanye's heart, but she is the only woman who could justly wrap up 2009. Love her for life...or at least until she short circuits.