On one hand, Taylor Momsen is pretty damn stylish. She reminds me a lot of myself when I was her age (16) with the wicked hoseiry and the Army jacket and the BAB demeanor. On the other hand, Taylor reminds me a lot of myself at that age-pissypots attitude, that air of superiority and being a too-cool-for-school, punk rocker with hormones too big for her britches. There is such an internal struggle that goes on with me when I see her. I either want to hug her and ask where she found those amazing aviators or take off my jacket, cover up her Not-a-Girl-Not-Yet-a-Woman bits and tell all the paps that there's nothing to see here. I mean for God's sake she IS wearing lingerie as clothing. Sure she's got on a shirt but it's only buttoned once. Then again who has time for buttons when you're 16? At that age your list of priorities pretty much reads as such:
2.) Boys (or sometimes girls)
5.) I hate you!
6.) Phone/texting/pony express
7.) Eye rolling
8.) Beeing superior
9.) Boys/girls again
10.) Reading books no one's ever heard of
11.) Still hating you
13.) Alex Trebek
Sigh, I just know if I ever have a kid it's going to pop right out looking like Taylor Momsen looks right here while rolling their eyes and declaring that I am sooooo lame. That karma, she's a irony loving bitch.
Anyway here are more of Taylor looking like stylish trouble at New York’s MTV Studios in Times Square yesterday. I swear everytime I see Taylor I hear Wendy O. Williams singing "Jailbait" in my ears.