Megan Fox in July's GQ UK

Oh hey look. It's Megan Fox in July's GQ UK. That's really all I have to say about that because what the hell else am I supposed to say? She looks hot? That would be very Captain Obvious of me, now wouldn't it? After all, how many times do you think you've heard the words "Megan Fox is hot"? I would venture to say at least 1,000. So I think I'll skip the formalities and just tell you that you look really hot today too. That color really compliments your skin tone and brings out the brightness in your eyes. And have you been working out? Sure looks like you have. Don't blush! I mean it. You look fantastic today.

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou Had a Babay

Kimora Lee Simmons and one of the most gorgeoumous men of all time, Djimon Hounsou gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday according to KLS' Twitter. The mom and mogul announced the new arrival saying "It's a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes!" KLS even updated fans on her progress during labor, telling them, "It's time !! No turning back! At hospital in labor right now!!" She even twittered during her contractions, which might be surprising for anyone else, but seeing as how Kimora thrives on multitasking, it seems only natural.
Although the baby's name has not yet been released, I'm guessing it will be a nod to Kimora's Japanese heritage, much like her daughters Ming and Aoki. The couple, although not yet legally married, had a committment ceremony in Djimon's native Benin, Africa last summer.

Pics from the Wave Gothic Festival

Ah the goths. I adore their Skinny Puppy listening, poetry scrawling, white foundation wearing, lace and leather loving asses. Of course I'm talking about the real goths-the ones I used to party with at Orpheus in Baltimore all dressed like it was their last night on Earth. None of this Hot Topic $200 tulle dress and Emily the Strange lunchbox bullshit. I'm talking up all night sewing artistry that the dedicated vamps go throgh to ensure their ensemble will be one to remember. My appreciation for their subculture is magnified by the amazing outfits at this year's Wave Gothic Festival in Germany. (Or as the Germans call it, Wave Gotik Treffen Festival) So wihout further ado, let's chek out some of the creative craftsmaship that went into these designs.










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New Pushing Daisies Episode Airs Tonight!

After pulling the greatest show ever in the history of existance, Pushing Daisies, off the air to make room for more reality show crap, ABC will finally begin airing the remaining three episodes starting tonight! Sure it's in the time slot where shows go to die (Saturday at 10) but it's better than nothing, right?
So remember: ABC, 10:00. Be there or be square. And face the wrath of me. Trust me, I can be pretty wrathful.

DUDE! SWEET! DUDE! SWEET!

Yeah, that's exactly what I thought upon seeing that Jesus Luz has his own name tattooed on his back. Who in the fuckidy shitting hell tattoos their own name on their back? I mean on the front I can maybe understand. At least then if you get alzheimer's you at least have a constant reminder of who the hell you are. (Or you can just get one of those "Hello My Name Is..." stickers, but w/e) But on the back? What's the point of that? So that when some random ass stranger is hitting it from behind they don't have to suffer the embarrassment of forgetting whose name they should be passionately calling out? A tattoo of his entire name. What a loser.
And can we please talk about the Richard Grieco vibes Jesus is giving me? Talk about manscaping. I know everyone is going completely goo-goo-ga-ga for this bitch because he's currently going where every man has gone before (Madge's snatch) but I am not buying the hype. In my opinion he's just a glorified pretty boy that will eventually land on 2012's equavilent of The Surreal Life. Trust me.
Anyway, here's Madonna's plaything looking like every other gay at Buzz I've laid my hag eyes in L'Official Hommes.

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz for Mango

Penelope Cruz and sister Monica have been heavily involved with the production of Spanish label Mango for a couple of years now serving both as their models and co-designers. Now Cruz is gently handing the reigns over to her Vicki Christina Barcelona co-star Scarlett Johansson who has just been tapped as the fresh face of the brand. The retailer says it chose Scarlett because she embodies the “urban, independent and cosmopolitan woman” who is also “serene and elegant, yet fun-loving and youthful all at the same time’ in keeping with its brand values.” Scarlett’s ads, shot by photographer Mario Sorrenti in Los Angeles this week, will be featured in the 2009 fall/winter collection. However in the meantime, I've also added photos of Penny Cruz's latest campaign as well as a few behind the scenes snaps of ScarJo's upcoming endorsement.
Both women look undoubtedly flawless, but you know how I feel about the allmighty ScarJo. She's in a class all by her holy self.

Octomom Gets Reality Show.

Move over Jon and Kate Plus Eight. There's a new HBIC of reality television in town and she goes by the name of Stretchyvagina McCrazy Pants. Yes, the single mother of 14 has officially gotten her own television show. Because having 14 children when you can't afford anything but plastic surgeries, in vitro procedures and Jimmy Choo's (but not diapers!!!) should be rewarded.
After weeks of meetings and negotiations, Suleman’s attorney Jeff Czech confirmed to Usmagazine.com that Suleman signed a deal Thursday night to star in her own reality series. "[Nadya and the producers] are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," Czech told Us. (How effing original) “One of the events in the children's lives might be their first birthday.” Might be? Shouldn't their first birthday be kind of a guarantee?
Describing the as-yet untitled show as a the worst idea ever“quasi-reality TV series”, Czech said that the production company, Eyeworks, was moving ahead to make a deal with a network. “They might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want," her lawyer said.
Czech declined to comment on how much Nadya would be getting paid for the deal, citing confidentiality. However he was quick to point out that it will not be like J&K. “Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show,” said Czech. Yeah, no shit. It'll be the Nadya "attention whore" Suleman show featuring fourteen little housekeepers in training. Who needs Merry Maid when you have 14 tiny children to do your cooking and cleaning?
Ugh, I swear, this bitch makes Jon and Kate look like Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

Jon and Kate Under Investigation for Child Labor Violations

It seems no day is complete without a brand spanking new Gosselin scandal, but this one really takes the cake. Although the couple has been making headlines lately for their alleged infidelities, this time they're in the news for something much more serious-violating child labor laws. According to TMZ, The Pennsylvania Department of Labor is investigating whether "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is complying with child labor laws. A Labor Dept. spokesperson says there's been a complaint and they are investigating. (Perhaps the complaint was filed by the couple's own family who have been pblicly bashing the couple to any rag that will listen?) Regardless, a TLC rep states that, "TLC fully complies with all applicable laws and regulations. "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is no exception. For an extended period of time, we have been engaged in cooperative discussions and supplied all requested information to the Pennsylvania Department of Labor. We will continue to engage the appropriate officials and meet any standards or regulations that are applicable to TLC productions."
Stay tuned for more developments.

Time to Vote for Slacker Chic of the Month!

You guys know what time it is-time to vote for which bad ass brunette deserves the title of May's Slacer Chic of the Month. Which boss lady do you think is the baddest on the block?
Katherine Moennig

Adrianne Curry

Devon Aoki

Clea DuVall

Voting is at the poll to the right. Have fun!