Don't Forget to Vote for Slacker Chic of the Month!

The race for June's Slacker Chic of the Month has begun, but barely anyone has voted. Do not be shy. By all means, let your voices be heard and make a joyful effing noise all through the land. Which hot momma do you think deserves the almighty title of Slacker Chic of the Month? Is it:
Juliette Lewis


Alexis Arquette

MC Isis


Amanda Seyfried


Voting is to the right. May the force be with you.

Because No One Anywhere is Doing Anything...

I'm not going to mince words: Hollywood has been boring my ass for the last few weeks. Now I don't know what has gotten into everyone that they're suddenly acting all saintly and staying out of trouble, but their lack of interrest means bad new bears for me and no news for you. Which is why I felt compelled to post something-anything-of interrest. So here is one of my favoritest, darkest, most salacious editorials of all time. It features the goddess of my world and most beautiful woman on the planet, Scarlett Johansson alongside burlesque baby Dita Von Teese getting all bondage-y for a 2006 issue of Flaunt magazine. Enjoy!

Emma Watson in The Times Magazine

Another day, another Emma Watson editorial. Today Slacker Chic Emma Watson Hourly is bringing you the Harry Potter star in the June 27th issue of The Times Magazine. In the interview, Emma says that she has loved playing Hermione, but now longs for a sense of normalcy in an industry that is anything but. She states that she is excited to attend college in the fall and hopes to make the transition flawlessly "like Jodie Foster when she went to Yale." However, I think that the young Emma is forgetting that a lot has changed since Jodie was in college. Back then the paparazzi wasn't nearly as invasive or cumbersome. They weren't hunting down young stars and following them around as they performed mundane daily activities. For God's sake nowadays they're hiding in bushes and trespassing all in the hopes that they *might* get something salacious on film. Or at least catch the occasional pervy upskirt by positioning their cameras up young starlets dresses. I think Emma going to college is a great idea and makes her a terrific role model for the young girls who adore her. However, I hate to say that I doubt she'll be able to lead the normal life that she longs for.
Anyway, enough with the negativity. Here's some of the soon to be president of Emm-erica, Emma Watson looking fab as always in The Times.

"Desperate Housewives" Gets New Resident

Ever since Nicolette Sheridan's untimely departure last season, Desperate Housewives has been, well, desperate, to regain the edgy, bold reputation they were once synonymous with. In an effort to revive the lackluster series, producers have decided to add a new resident to Wysteria Lane. It has been announced that Drea de Matteo, best known for her Emmy winning role as Adriana on the Sopranos, will be joining the cast as-what else?-the matriarch of an Italian family who just moved into the hood. Although the series has officially cast Drea as the trouble making Mrs. Virale, casting is still underway for her landscape designer husband and their tightly wound 19 year old son.
And on a completley seperate note I must ask, does Drea remind anyone else of Fergie? I mean if Fergie was born in Queens and could fashion homemade prison shanks from remnants of her brush and paint chippings.

The Ghost of Frank the Bunny for Louis Vuitton

Donnie Darko's Frank the Bunny has clearly been spending his nights watching America's Next Top Model reruns on Oxygen because homegirl is working it Benny Ninja style in the latest ads for Louis Vuitton's Fall/Winter campaign. Way to smile with those eyes, Frank!
Seriously though, what is left to even say about this goddamn debacle that hasn't been said before? Obviously the creative team at LV was so concerned about making Madonna not look 50 that they didn't realize the OD on the soften tool has made the clothing and accessories nearly unrecognizable. I mean, isn't the whole point of an ad to show off the clothing? If so mission failed because everything looks like a fucking 3d movie that I don't have the glasses to. Fail, Louis Vuitton. Epic effing fail.

Yep, They're Babies

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have just released the first photo of their new twins, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick who were born via surrogate on June 22nd and guess what? They're babies. They're tiny. They poop themselves. Honestly I do not know what the big deal is about getting shots of brand new babays. They all look the same to me which is why I thank God I'm not a mother. I'd probably be playing a rousing game of "Is this one mine? How about this one? This one? That one? That one looks really pissy it has to be mine." All the babies fresh out of the baby factory look the same to me!
And can we please talk about the names that those poor innocent carbon copies have been crippled with? Marion Loretta and Tabitha Hodge? With names like that your fate has pretty much already been sealed as twin country singing syncronized swimmers who are destined to marry twin brothers.

Emma Watson in August's Elle UK

OK so the other day I was just kidding when I said it was hard to find a magazine Emma Watson wasn't gracing. Today however, I am no longer kidding. I am completely serious. Emmania has swept the country-nay, the world-and the Harry Potter star is slowly taking over every fabric of media publication currently in existence. Today Slacker Chic (which is apparently becoming "Emma Watson Hourly") brings you Emma in the latest edition of August's Elle UK. Seeing as how I've already used every positive adjective in the English language to describe her gorgeousness and style, I have run out of things to say about the young Brit. So I'll just ask you how long you think it will take before we just go ahead and rename the country The United States of Emm-erica? I'm going to go ahead and guess approximately July 15th, which is the date that the new Harry Potter flick "Half Blood Prince" releases. Don't you giggle or even make fun. Come July 16th you'll see just how right I am. God bless Emm-erica.
















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The Fab and Fug from the BET Awards

Although the mood at last night's BET Awards was a fairly somber one due to the unexpected passing of Michael Jackson, just like the old Hollywood saying goes, "The show must go on." And of course it did with stars from all corners of the entertainment industry showing up to not only show their respects but to show off their fly outfits. (Hey, that is part of the show going on, right?) I have to admit that I was slightly disappointed at the lack of hot messes and straight up whack outfits. The only one that really turned it out looking a damn fool was (as always)Tyra Banks. Honestly I do not get that woman at all. She probably has one of the most enviable closets in the world, a roladex that reads like a who's who of the fashion world and more money that baby Jesus and yet she always manages to show up looking like a bargain bin baby fresh off a $15 shopping spree at Chadwick's of Boston. Not cute! Aside from Ms. Banks though most of the attendees were looking hot especially Alicia Keys who was straight up glam from head to toe in both her glittery outfits for the show. Not that this is shocking news. In the same way we can count on Ty-Ty's bad fashion choices, we can count on Ms. Keys' tendancy to turn it out. Basically she's the yin to Tyra's yang. The fab to her fug. But I digress.
Anyway, here are some of the night's attendees including my pics for the best and worst dressed. Enjoy!
Best Dressed: Adrienne Bailon

Honorable Mention: Alicia Keys

Worst Dressed: Tyra Banks (I mean honestly, you are a supermodel for God's sake! You should know better than this!)

Least Dressed: Melody Thornton

Best Accessory: Amber Rose

Best Hair and Freshest Face: Alicia Keys

Hottest Stems on a Senior: Nichelle Nichols

Biggest Bitchface (even though I love her): Cassie

The Rest