Monday, August 31, 2009

Rihanna Reigns Supreme in Italian Vogue


Move over Naomi. Step aside Cindy. Take notes Christy. There's a new supermodel in town and she goes by the name of Rihanna! Hip hop's golden girl is taking her robohot fierceness to another level staring in an incredible photoshoot for the latest issue of Italian Vogue. Although RiRi is known for her tendency to take chances and go to the extreme I believe these pictures take the cake. Como se dice Modern Day Grace Jones??? Rihanna. That's como. I don't know what planet her hot, fashion forward ass comes from, but I want citizenship for sure.
Also does this remind anyone else of Prince's "Black Sweat" or Duran Duran's "Electric Barbarella"? If those two songs had a baby, it would be this photoshoot.

"Emotionless and cold as ice, All of the things I like"...





Peaches Drops New Video for "Take You On"


OMG ya'll! I think Peaches' latest video "Take You On" off her recently released album "I Feel Cream" actually cost more than $15 to make! It had to have had a budget of at least double that. My girl P, moving up in the world and getting all fancy. I could not be more proud *tears*!
Also a lot of people have been dissing this video, using words like "Horrible" and "fucking awful" to describe it. However I have to disagree. It may not be my favorite, but I love the nods to her earlier looks in "Fatherfucker" and "Impeach my Bush".

I will admit this is my least favorite song off the album. She should have chosen "Trick or Treat", "Mommy Complex" or "Show Stopper". Here's hoping she gets to whipping up something for those gems on the double!

Kim Kardashian Goes Goth for YRB Magazine


I may not like Kim Kardashian but I'll tell you what I do like: her photoshoot for the latest issue of YRB Magazine. The spread, shot by Mike Ruiz, shows a different side of the actress, model, Kim who is clearly channeling Karen O. of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in these pics. Personally I love to see a normally glam girl get all edged out. Despite popular opinion it takes a hell of a personality to come through all that makeup and styling and I must admit the girl's doing hell of a job.
Kim also shared her enthusiasm for the results the other day on her official blog telling fans, “My YRB magazine shoot just came out and I am loving the results!
I really love the transformation and the clothes were amazing!!! This has got to be one of the most unique shoots I’ve ever done! Not sure I’ll ever go for a permanent short cut, but it definitely works for this shoot.” For once I agree with her.


The Fab and Fug at Dressed of the 2009 Daytime Emmys


So there I was, browsing through the pics of last night's Daytime Emmy Awards when suddenly I began to wonder, when did Mattel start manufacturing people? With the exception of a flawless few most of these bitches are plastic as hell. No matter how old the men or women were, all of them had the same cookie cutter, botoxy, silicone valley, Miss America smiling, Max Headroom robotic thing going on. And to be truthful, it definitely gives me the heebie jeebies. You know how in horror movies like "Chucky" and "Dead Silence" the puppet will come to life giving you that "Imma kill you" gaze right before it attacks? Yeah, well, that's the vibes these soap opera employees are giving me, and me no likey.
However while most of the peeps gave me the creeps some of them showed up looking like a thousand bucks. (I'd say a million but their salaries aren't that high. Daytime is like the redheaded stepchild of television, but I digress.) Anyway without further ado I give to you my choices for the Best and Worst dressed at the daytime Emmys. Feel free to share your thoughts on the ensembles in the comments below!
Best Dressed Woman: Michelle Stafford

Worst Dressed Woman: Lesley-Anne Down

Dishonorable Mention: Lena Baurley

Best Dressed Man: John Wineglass

Worst Dressed Man: Winsor Harmon

Most Gorgeous Pregnant Lady:

Best Use of Color: Emily O'Brien

Ye 'Ole Fugliest Renaissance Costume:

Hottest Stems on a Senior: TIE!
Jeanne Cooper

Mary Magdalene Judith Chapman

Cutest Couple: Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi

Scariest Couple: Stacy Haiduk and this stuffed cat

Sexiest Endothermic Aves: The Notorious B.I.G. Bird

Freshest Face: Rachael Ray

Best Hair: This girl

Honorable Mention: Jennie Garth

Worst Hair/Biggest Hot Mess: Sandra Lee

The Rest:














 
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