She's Got Legs (She Knows How to Use 'Em)

I was sitting here trying to come up with some good reason to post these pictures of the magnificent muse Amber Rose with that sad sack boyfriend of hers at the amfAR event yesterday, but sadly I could come up with nothing. Then I remembered that she is Amber Rose, and that is reason enough to talk about her. Only someone of her supreme hotness could get away with wearing black on black on black on black. Interestingly enough though I have never heard her speak. Have you? Are we sure she even can speak? Perhaps her voice is so glorious that hearing it would be like opening a Pandora's Box of vocal awesomeness that would consequently unleash too much goodness upon the world. I bet it can cure famine, disease, and possibly even global warming. I guess it's for the best that she not be heard. Doing so would clearly disrupt the scales balance in the universe, and we wouldn't want that. But I would want those shoes. Possibly those glasses too. And definitely that jacket.

Whatchoo Wearing?: The Red Hot Ginger Edition

So there I was, composing a stockpile of photos for this post on super cute casual outfits when suddenly I noticed something strange. Something unusual. Something truly spectacular: All the women in this post are fellow ginger sisters! You can say what you want about us gingers-that we are meaters, that we have libidos as high as our tempers, that we have no souls just like "South Park" insists-but please, above all else, don't dare try and say we don't have style. Because as these pics as my witness, that is just not true. Anyway here are some snaps of some of Hollywood's hottest redheads including Rumer Willis, Lily Cole and Peaches Geldof kicking it in some casual cool fall clothes.

Rober Pattinson and His Throbbing Cranium do AnOther Man Magazine

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If that is AnOther Man's idea of conceptual they need to go back to the drawing board. They also get a big fail for their interview with Robert Pattinson for the Fall/Winter issue. Instead of discussing, oh, I don't know, anything other than Twilight, that seems to be the one thing they want to talk about. In fact, I will save you the time and sum up the interview in two sentences or less: "Robert Pattinson is dreamy and girls want to jump his bones. The End."
I also find it unfathomable that no one on that set had a couple of Advil handy as the boy is clearly suffering from some type of migraine headache. How inconsiderate.

Scarlett Talks with Glamour About Body Image, The Red Carpet, and Her New Album

Glory be! Just as i was wondering when some new Scarlett Johansson news or pics would surface, my prayers were answered. The most beautiful girl in my world covers the November issue of Glamour magazine and opens up to the mag about everything from her bodacious body to her new album "The Break Up". Here are a few excerpts straight from the ginger pricess' mouth:
On the red carpet: “I have a tumultuous relationship with it because I love to get ready for the red carpet, but being on it is very uncomfortable. It’s so freakish and weird. I get flop sweats, dry mouth, heart palpitations, allover panic!”
On her body image: “There was this rumor mill cranking out stories that I had lost 14 pounds—I could never lose 14 pounds…I hate seeing these ridiculous articles where [tabloids] guess someone’s weight…I can’t look at somebody who is 6 feet tall and 120 pounds and say, I’m going to get that body. That’s just never going to happen. You have to work with what you’ve got.”
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On getting married: “I never really thought about getting married—it just kind of happened…You hope that a relationship makes you better, that you learn things about yourself…I feel more confident to explore things within myself that I hadn’t thought about in the past.”
On her new album with Pete Yorn: “I’ve known him for a while. I’ve worked with both of his brothers, who are in the entertainment industry. One day Pete texted me out of the blue saying, ‘Hey, do you want to record an album?’ I was like, Whoa, that’s a weird message. But I said, ‘Sure—why not?’
Pete Yorn on Scarlett: “I had just discovered ‘Bonnie and Clyde,’ a Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot duet, so I watched some videos of Bardot, and they made me think of Scarlett. She represents to me what Bardot did back then. She has a confident sexiness, but at the same time, an innocence.”

Fashion from amfAR's Inaugural Milan Fashion Week

Originally I wasn't going to post about last night's Amfar event at Milan Fashion Week. I was worried you guys might find it in poor taste to be discussing the hotness of an outfit at a charity event. However, the millisecond I saw a picture of my girl Anna Piaggi, well, I knew it was all gravy. Besides, if these people did not want us to notice their clothes they would not bother dressing so damn fly. Or ridiculous as the case may be with DSquareds Dan and Dean Caten. In case you've ever wondered what those twins whose mother insisted upon dressing them in matching sailor's uniforms look like all grown up, here it is:

Talk about double your displeasure and doubling your fug. Those two look like two walking Children of the Pepto/human hybrids. And then there was the normally stylish Dita Von Teese who looked equally as disappointing in pink:

I don't know what she was thinking putting on this taffetta Pretty in Puke prom dress nightmare, but my best guess is that she wasn't. She wasn't thinking at all.
On a positive note, how effing cute is Delfina Delettrez Fendi's waist cincher?

Delfina as desined similar skeleton hand bracelts (which are sold exclusively at Luisaviaroma), but this is her first go at belts. I have to say, I am head over heels for her designs, but it's highly unlikely that I'll ever be able to shell out the cool $30,000+ her designs normally retail for. But hey, a girl can dream right?
Anyway here are some more looks from last night's event:

Dita Von Teese in Bizarre Magazine, New Wonderbra Ads

Damn that Dita Von Teese is a busy girl! If you subscribe to her twitter you know that a day rarely goes by where the modern day burlesque queen isn't hosting some fabulous gig or traveling the world to perform her strip tease. Therefore it should come as no surprise that today's Dita post is a two for one special. Not only do I have pics of the dancer in August's "Bizarre" magazine, but Dita can also be seen in some brand new ads for lingerie brad "Wonderbra". Since getting on board with the brand Dita has been working tirelessly to revive their formery flat image with her 40's and 50's inspired garments. The additions of that little something extra that Dita is known for combined with her popularity among women has helped her collection to be a big hit among the ladies. Dita first began her collaboration with the brand in 2008. She has just launched her Party Edition Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese in London and Milan with an upcoming launch in Madrid October 5th. The collection features five styles including the Multi Teese Party Edition bra and thong set. You can even catch a sneak preview of the super cute promo for the launch in the video below. Though I must warn you: doing so will result in a need to put on a kimono robe and listen to swing music while getting toasted and doing the charleston.