Wow, Taylor Momsen is so cool and original. I mean, the thought of a teenager smoking and wearing provocative clothes is something so Earth shattering and groundbreaking that it is on the verge of being unbelievable. Next thing you know she'll be telling her parents "I hate you!" and coming home after curfew on purpose. Oh, the rebellion!
I am of course only joking. Taylor's ciggie smoking and skirt hiking is something so redundant that it barely warrants a nod. However I must say, I don't know about you guys, but if my mother saw me smoking at 16, she would have smacked me in the mouth so hard I would have been breathing through my ears for months. But wait-before you go judging Taylor for being a typical, rebellious bratface, allow me to show you what her madre looks like:
That's right. If this whole situation doesn't scream "Dina and Lindsay Lohan" than I don't know what the hell does. Momma Momsen is giving me major Jade Barrymore vibes, thrusting her daughter into the spotlight in an vein attempt to live vicariously through her. Tale as old as time! Who cares if she puff puffs just a little right? As long as mom is getting the complimentary botox and ass injections, no harm no foul. Don't get me wrong-my mom was young and dressed hella fly when I was 16. The only difference between her and Ms. Momsen is that my mom wasn't egging me on as I committed all those cardinal sins she told me not to.
Sigh, someone hand me the baby powder. Slapsgiving is in dire need of commencing.
I just had to. Let us all sing along. Don't pretend to not know the lyrics. Everybody here does.