Nicole Richie at lunch with Joel at West Hollywood's 8 Oz. Burger bar
Dear Nicole Richie,
Your clothes and accessories are the bee's freakin' knees. That is all.
Kisses and Bitchslaps,
P.S. If you ever have the sudden urge to purge yourself of those delicious Louboutin Mary Janes, that hot Balenciaga "City" bag or your pixie precious round Chanel sunnies, please do not hesitate to give my ass a call. I would be more than willing to take them off your hands. You don't even need to repay me. Knowing that I did you a favor would be thanks enough.