Miss any of the coverage of last night's Elle Style Awards? Never fear my kittens! Mrs. M is here to give you the lowdown on the bash without any (ok, minimal) of that pesky verbalization I'm so fond of. So who were your hits and misses? Don't forget to share your thoughts on the fab and fug in the comments below!
Olivia Palmero in Matthew Williamson and a orange alligator clutch that clearly does not contain any protein bars
Paloma Faith obviously trying to fill the void that Isabella Blow left in the fashion industry
Alexa Chung wearing Chanel and trying so hard to prove how hard she doesn't try to "look cool and hipster".
Leona Lewis wearing Alexander McQueen and looking like the chicest "Cigar? Cigarrette?" girl ever. Also giving Dita Von Teese a run for her martini.
Agyness Deyn in House of Holland. All I want to know is how many innocent Furbies died to make this abomination? It hardly seems worth it.
Grandma Hotmess Claire Danes shaming the Burberry Prorsum name. Brush that hair, babe! The wind tunnel is SO 1984.
Naomi Campbell in Alexander McQueen. I want to say something about how pretend depressed she is since the designer's death, but I fear doing so would result in the loss of my life. Or at the very least, concussion by cell phone.
Nicola Roberts in Vanessa Bruno making the albino ginger inside of me so very, very proud. Way to rep for the ginges!
And finally, no post would be complete without the notorious bitchface of my fellow grumpy girl Kristen Stewart (shown here in Emilio Pucci). God I love this girl. Sourface and all!