Nicole Richie Dons House of Harlow for Marie Claire UK

I adore Nicole Richie which makes it all the more difficult to say that her editorial for the March issue of Marie Claire UK is merely "eh". I do love the clothing choice though-especially the pink Giles Deacon dress she's wearing as well as that delicious Versace mini and black leather jacket from her House of Harlow collection. Other than that, this is giving me a major case of the yawns. Nicole may be something special but this spread surely isn't. Still, it's worth posting simply for the clothes and the motorcyle. If only they had stuck with the chic biker theme! Better luck next time, MC.

Slacker Chic of the Month: Adam Lambert

Ok so this pretty much wasn't even a contest. When it came to choosing January's Slacker Chic of the Month you guys voted Adam Lambert your overwhelming favorite. With an whopping 88% of the total votes, your man knocked out fellow musicians Amanda Blank and Poison Ivy Rorschach, making it clear just how much you love the glam rocker. Not only that, but today is Adam's 28th birthday. What a day to win, and what a year's it's been!
Likewise, just like you guys I have also fallen under Adam's spell, previously gushing about how much I love his music, style and attitude. In an effort not to repeat myself I'll just say that boyfriend totally rocks, and I can't wait to see what he cooks up for us next! He's so funky and fun and (I think) setting a new stage for what's expected of men in music. Like so many others before him (such as my guy Freddie Mercury), Adam's pushing the boundaries and going for the gold. None of this paint by numbers, Dummie's Guide on How to Be a Rock Star business for Lambert. He's marching-excuse me-strutting-to the beat of his own drummer, and I love it.
So congrats Adam! You're not only one of a kind, but you clearly have some of the best, most dedicated fans in the biz.
P.S. I hope some of these photos are new for you guys. I tried to include more rare shots. Enjoy!

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Here are a few of my favorite fashion moments this week:
Nicky Hilton (as always)

Cute but Useless (aka Ashlee Simpson aka "Who?")

Kate Moss at Her Handbag Launch Paris 1/27

Betty White in some hot Mary Janes. You betta twurk, Betty.

Gross reality star that shall not be named because she is not worthy but her clothes are:

Christian Dior SS 2010 for Paris Fashion Week

Ambot at Givenchy

Donald Sutherland thanks you for your time and attention. He shall continue to be the hottest bitch on the planet now, but hopes that you have a super day.

Girl, You'll Be a Chain Smoking Truck Stop Stripper Soon...

Wow, Taylor Momsen is so cool and original. I mean, the thought of a teenager smoking and wearing provocative clothes is something so Earth shattering and groundbreaking that it is on the verge of being unbelievable. Next thing you know she'll be telling her parents "I hate you!" and coming home after curfew on purpose. Oh, the rebellion!
I am of course only joking. Taylor's ciggie smoking and skirt hiking is something so redundant that it barely warrants a nod. However I must say, I don't know about you guys, but if my mother saw me smoking at 16, she would have smacked me in the mouth so hard I would have been breathing through my ears for months. But wait-before you go judging Taylor for being a typical, rebellious bratface, allow me to show you what her madre looks like:

That's right. If this whole situation doesn't scream "Dina and Lindsay Lohan" than I don't know what the hell does. Momma Momsen is giving me major Jade Barrymore vibes, thrusting her daughter into the spotlight in an vein attempt to live vicariously through her. Tale as old as time! Who cares if she puff puffs just a little right? As long as mom is getting the complimentary botox and ass injections, no harm no foul. Don't get me wrong-my mom was young and dressed hella fly when I was 16. The only difference between her and Ms. Momsen is that my mom wasn't egging me on as I committed all those cardinal sins she told me not to.
Sigh, someone hand me the baby powder. Slapsgiving is in dire need of commencing.

I just had to. Let us all sing along. Don't pretend to not know the lyrics. Everybody here does.

Anna Paquin is a Happy Housewife for Marie Claire

Alright so I'm getting a little tired of saying that I love things around here. Yesterday I posted some cool editorials of Adam Lambert and Michelle Trachtenberg, and today I'm continuing the streak with some high fashion, high glam pics of Anna Paquin for Marie Claire. Now as you know I'm a grumpy little biatch who pretty much doesn't like to go showering pampered celebs with more useless compliments that they don't need. Therefore instead of saying that this editorial makes me want to put on my highest pair of cherry red Apple Bottom stillettos (yes, I own a pair and they are hot), pop a couple of prozac and go lettuce hunting at the grocery store with a big plastic smile on my face, I'll lie and say it's effing dreadful. Putrid. Disgusting. Revolting. Ickniferous.
Oh hell, who am I kidding? Sookie Stackhouse Anna looks amazing and I honestly can't pick a favorite photo out of the bunch. Although I will say the Viktor & Rolf she's wearing in the one above is knocking me out like Rocky Balboa. I'm not usually one for ruffles, but in this instance they really work.
Now if you will excuse me, this post has given me the urge to go cook a four course meal while getting sloshed on gimlets and Virginia Slims as I cry on the inside. In other words, it's making me want to do the Betty Draper. But in a good way.

It's Like a Wool Checkerboard with Arm and Leg Holes...

Joe Jonas at the L.A. premiere of "Edge of Darkness"
Dear Joe Jonas,
Your name is not Mark Ronson or Mr. Roper. Please stop with plaid suits. That is all.
Kisses and Bitch Slaps,
Mrs. M

New Adam Lambert Outtakes for VMan Magazine

Well I suppose when it rains hotness, it pours! Mere seconds after posting an editorial on Michelle Trachtenberg, I was lucky enough to stumble upon these brand new, totally ferocious new outakes of Adam Lambert for VMan magazine! The singer, who just released a video for the single "Whataya Want From Me?", can be seen inside the pages of the mag's "How To" issue, with tips and tricks on how to steal Adam's trademark style. When asked how to describe his look, Adam responded by saying “What I do has been done before. It’s glam. I’m inspired by the ’70s and ’80s. Bowie is a huge influence. So are hair bands. Why must a crazy look necessarily be gay? Our society is more fearful, I guess. And they don’t party enough. Everyone was partying in the ’80s.” Or, for the impatient tl;dr crowd you can always just follow this lovely step by step guide posted by one hot ass ONTD reader:

I'd giggle, but I'm too busy being mezmerized. The resemblance is uncanny!
Also don't forget, Adam is in the running for January's Slacker Chic of the Month. If you haven't already voted, mosey on by the voting poll (top right hand side of the page) and make your selection. In addition to Adam there are two awesome candidates to choose from. So Whataya waiting for? (Yes I know that was cheesy, but nonetheless obligatory) Head on over and choose your fave before it's too late!

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Michelle Trachtenberg is a Raven in Red for Complex

So there i was, making the rounds this morning in search of something super awesome to present you all with when suddenly i spotted IT: A paint-filled editorial of my new favorite grumpy girl Michelle Trachtenberg in the lastest issue of Complex. Now imagine my non-surprise when I discovered that everyone talking about this spread on the boards positively hates it. Not only that, but they want to tie a cement boulder to this magazine and throw it in the bottom of the East river without so much as a prayer or a proper burial. I'm assuming that said haters must either A.) Be jealous of Michelle's fierce beauty or 2.) (Yes i just made points "A" and "2") Are not capable of understanding the power behind her bitcherific nature. Indeed, this chick is on my A+ list, and I'll be damned if I listen to a bunch of ninnymongers bad mouthing her. Bad mouthing Paris, Lindsay, Kim, Ashlee or that chick from the Pussycat Dolls is one thing, but cutting down my grumpy girl M? There will be none of that on my metaphorical watch! So let us look, let us appreciate and let us all buy Complex magazine when it comes out, shall we? The longer this brunette baby sticks around, the better.

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